Welcome to the Workplace Cuntometer Blog
Sure, we’ve got a lot of fun, laughs, and profanities flying around here, but behind all the banter lies a serious truth: workplace culture matters. Workplace Cuntometer might be littered with cheeky commentary and sweary assessments, but let’s face it—bad behavior in the workplace isn’t just annoying; it’s toxic, destructive, downright exhausting, and thoroughly cunty.
In this blog, we’re diving deeper into the issues that inspired the Cuntometer. From the dangers of unchecked toxic behavior to the importance of leadership and communication, each post will provide insight into why workplace culture can make or break an organization. And don’t worry—we’ll keep it real, lighthearted, and maybe a little rude. Because sometimes, the only way to tackle tough issues is to laugh a bit along the way.
So, whether you're here to call out the fuckery or to find ways to fix it, we’ve got you covered. Grab a coffee, settle in, and let’s talk about why it’s high time we called out the cunty behavior—and what we can do about it.
Burned Out and Fed Up: When Your Job Becomes a Soul-Sucking Nightmare
Feeling like a hollowed-out husk at work? Learn to recognize when your job's turned to shit, why your workplace is the fucking problem, and how to save your sanity.
Fuck the Chaos: Mindfulness Techniques for Keeping Your Shit Together at Work
Some practical mindfulness techniques to cut through the bullshit, deal with office assholes, and keep your mental shit together like a pro.
Setting Workplace Boundaries: Becuse Being "Always Available" Is Not Your Job Title
Stop being everyone's work bitch! Learn to set and enforce professional boundaries without getting fired. Because "always available" isn't in your fucking job description.
Professional Compassion Fatigue: When Giving A Shit Starts To Kill You
Drowing in workplace emotions that aren't yours? Learn to give a shit without burning out. How to protect your empathy when everyone wants a piece of you.
The Toxicity of Toxic Positivity: When “Good Vibes Only” Can Fuck Right Off
When “positive vibes only” is bullshit. How to call out forced happiness, and why authentic workplaces beat fake positivity.
Neuroscience of Workplace Toxicity: How Chronic Stress Rewires Professional Interactions
Stress rewiring your brain at work? Find out how workplace toxicity messes with your mind and makes even normal coworkers a bit cunty.
From Fine to Fucked: Signs You’re In a Toxic Workplace
Think you're losing your shit at work? You're not crazy - your workplace is just toxic as fuck. Here's how to spot it and save your sanity.
How To Plan An Exit Strategy From A Toxic Workplace (The Art Of Professionally Saying 'Eat A Bag Of Dicks')
Your guide to plotting your great escape from the Thundercunt Factory, keeping your dignity intact, and leaving like the legend you are.
Microaggressions in the Workplace: Death by a Thousand Paper Cuts
Uncover how subtle workplace bullshit and backhanded 'compliments' from professional douchebags can turn your office into a psychological minefield. Learn to identify these twatwaffles before your whole team needs therapy.
Office Cliques: The Petri Dish of Professional Bullshit
Office cliques–where ass barnacles cluster together like moths around a dumpster fire. See how this fuckery destroys team spirit, and how to stop your workplace from turning into Mean Girls with spreadsheets.
Sniffing Out Career Sabotage: How to Spot When Someone’s Screwing You Over at Work
Uncover the cunty tactics of career sabotage – from stealing credit to leaving you isolated. Learn how to protect your career in a toxic workplace.
Gaslighting in the Workplace: A Cautionary Tale of Mind Games and Madness
Discover the insidious world of gaslighting at work. Learn to spot the signs, understand its impact, and reclaim your sanity in a toxic environment.
How Toxic Work Culture Can Drag Morale Through the Mud (and You Along With It)
Find out how a fed up work environment transforms good employees into twitching shells of human beings. Master the art of not letting these workplace wankers destroy your will to turn up every day.
Working For a Narcissist Boss? Signs to Watch Out For
Explore leadership narcissism. Learn to spox their obnoxious traits, handle their ego-fuled bullshit, and keep your sanity intact while they hog all the credit. Tips on not losing your shit while dealing with their never-ending need for validation.
Recognizing Micromanagement As A Sign Of Toxicity: Or, How to Survive Your Boss's Creepy Hovering
Is your boss a dictator with a clipboard and trust issues? Here's how to handle these obsessive workplace wankers without going batchit crazy.
Passive Aggression at Work: When Words Are Weapons (and Even the Strongest Coffee Can’t Fix This Shit)
Cut through the BS of passive-aggressive workplace dickheads with no-nonsense tips to tell these sneaky bastards to say what they actually fucking mean.
Gossip in the Workplace: The Silent Shit-Stirrer
Sick of the workplace gossip bullshit? Learn how to steer clear of that toxic crap and shut it down with real tips and examples to keep things respectful and drama-free.
Workplace Bullying: Not Just Office Drama, But a Real Shit Show
Dealing with workplace bullies? Learn how to stand up to toxic fuckery, protect your sanity, and handle those bullies like a pro, even though it can be really difficult.
Mind vs. Mouth: The Censored Thoughts That Keep Us Employed
Converting your inner rage to HR-approved language. Because saying what you actually think would make Tiffany from HR spontaneiously combust.