This site runs on caffeine, chaos, and questionable judgment.
If anything on this site made you smile, feel understood, or roll your eyes in solidarity, you can help fund the fuckery below.
In return: a tiny poem, and some deeply caffeinated appreciation from the bunker.
🖕$0
No, I'm tight
☕️ $5
A coffee
🍷 $10
A wine
😱 $25
A screaming pillow
🎧 $50
Noise cancelling headphones
🛋 $100
A Therapy Session
🐾 $1000
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